![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:00 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Dodge just announced the new Challenger Scat Pack 1320 Edition. Since they’re just raiding the parts bin at this point, I’m going to predict a V6 drag car, because why not at this point.
Throw the Demon underpinnings at it, strip the seats out, put slicks on it. Pentagram works in two way: It’s a V6 (
Penta
star) lightweight (
gram
) and that’s also a demonic symbol!
Features:
305hp - from a bone stock Pentastar V6
3600 lbs after you pull the seats out
Slicks (for all that power)
Half a widebody kit (because we’re at full “fuck it” at this point)
Demon hood (just to piss off Demon owners)
1/4 mile time: 13.5 seconds of terrible V6 noises
Price $35k
Sketch of proposed logo:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:11 |
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66 6 HP or gtfo
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:12 |
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The proper and restrained application of fender flares tips the scales for me. Pentagram all the way.
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Nah, it’s a bone stock pentastar V6. 305hp is all you get.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:16 |
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I wonder if that V6 likes boost...it may be N/A out the factory doors but if it takes well to forced induction then owners might have a fun time with them.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:18 |
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If you wanna try, go for it. But this is a strictly a D odge “raid the parts bin” special. No new parts.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:22 |
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Dodge probably still has some 80's escargo in crates somewhere. Turbo Dodge used to be a thing, so ya never know.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:24 |
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That would require too much effort.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:25 |
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Nobody going to mention Penta means 5 ?
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Pentastar V6 tho
![]() 07/19/2018 at 20:59 |
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Oh that specific engine. Ok, carry one then.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 21:27 |
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Part of me is surprised that they haven’t done something with the pentagram yet. What with the old pentastar logo, and the Hellcat/Demon nomenclature, it just seems obvious.
But maybe it’s a little too much? It would be like the polar opposite of an Isuzu VehiCROSS given a “Crusader” trim level, adorned with crucifix badges.
I gotta say though, I’m really digging that subtle
V
in the proposed logo.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 22:05 |
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Hellcat supercharger
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Do they still make the turbo from the 2.4 used in the PT cruiser? How about a pair of those?
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They probably do. And, since this is the All New Dodge we’re talking about here, they’ll probably figure out how to cram 4 of them under the hood.
...not that I'm complaining.
![]() 07/19/2018 at 22:29 |
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Now we’re thinking with portals!
![]() 07/19/2018 at 22:31 |
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T.....u....r....b.....o........l.....a.....g....W...h...a...t...'s...t...h..a..t?
![]() 07/19/2018 at 22:31 |
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That was the intent. Kind of a Ford V8 logo throwback plus a pentagram.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 00:05 |
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I don’t care that this is all basically a joke, that logo fucking rules.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 00:07 |
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I do really like the idea of the logo... then again, I drew it.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 00:17 |
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Y’know, replace the 6 with an 8 and find a good metalworker or something and you’d have a sick “alternate badge” you could sell to Hellcat/Demon owners and major douchebags alike. That or at least an awesome graphic to slap on the hood.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 08:31 |
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I cant believe its 3600 pounds AFTER thecseats are pilled...with a lighter v6. What a fat tub of fat that car is.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 09:18 |
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That’s my guesstimate, based on the Demon being 270 lbs lighter than the Hellcat widebody.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 09:50 |
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Supercharger will take care of that.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 10:57 |
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Literally just a Hellcat supercharger with two ports blocked off.
![]() 07/20/2018 at 11:15 |
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Exactly. Because parts bin
![]() 07/21/2018 at 12:42 |
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I have thought for years now if they are going to do something with the pentastar is should be turbo’d, and dropped in the dart. Add some suspension upgrades and nice seats, and the SRT D art is born. If they twin turbo'd it and made it AWD, and could keep the cost down, it would crush the competition for it's size...
![]() 07/21/2018 at 16:10 |
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its still needlessly fat.
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This ^